Category Archives: Politics

GOPer says ‘make America great again’ — Maxine Waters hits the ceiling

As it turns out, “make America great again” does to Maxine Waters what “buffet’s closed, buddy” does to Michael Moore: Trigger an outburst of the highest degree:

You’d think Waters might be more into Trump’s whole “make America great again” message judging by how she supports building a wall (around her own house, that is).

Genius! NY Dem aims to stop ‘promoting gun culture’ by banning archery in schools

Good lord these people are without shame or even a shred of common sense:

One New York lawmaker wants to put a stop to archery programs in schools.

Manhattan Democrat Assemblywoman Linda Rosenthal says they promote “gun culture.”

She says she introduced the bill to ban such programs in the state after it was revealed that the Parkland Shooting suspect honed his shooting skills in a marksmanship program at the very school he’s accused of killing 17 people.

Next thing you know she’ll be proposing national bans on “assault bows” and “high-capacity quivers.”

Progs like that aren’t about stopping school shootings, they’re just totalitarian wannabes using “gun violence” as an excuse to act out their deepest ban-happy fantasies. The only thing we need a “ban” on at this point is total idiots in positions of government power.

AWW: Khalid Shaikh Mohammed wants to tell the Senate why CIA director nominee Gina Haspel is wrong for the job

The libs on the Senate Intelligence Committee spent the better part of the Haspel hearing arguing as if they’re defense attorneys for Guantanamo Bay prison detainees so frankly I’d be surprised if some of them didn’t seriously entertain making this happen:

President Trump’s nomination of Gina Haspel to lead the C.I.A. has revived debate over the agency’s post-Sept. 11 interrogation program and still-murky questions about her involvement. Now, on the eve of her Senate confirmation hearing, a striking voice is trying to join that fray: Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.

Mr. Mohammed, the principal architect of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, was captured in March 2003 and tortured by the C.I.A. This week, he asked a military judge at Guantánamo Bay for permission to share six paragraphs of information about Ms. Haspel with the Senate Intelligence Committee.

Ms. Haspel ran a black-site prison in Thailand where another high-level detainee was tortured in late 2002. But it is not known whether she was involved, directly or indirectly, in Mr. Mohammed’s torture. Mr. Mohammed was held in secret C.I.A. prisons in Afghanistan and Poland.

Frankly I’m a little surprised that Kamala Harris, Dianne Feinstein and other Dems on the panel hyperventilating over Haspel’s nomination haven’t invited Mohammed up from Club Gitmo to share his emotions with the Senate and possibly give him a chance to join the call for Trump’s impeachment.

Michelle Obama weeps for women who aren’t empowered enough to vote exactly the way she tells them to

Liberal women like Michelle Obama who accuse other women of not being “empowered” for refusing to march in lock-step with the Left should have their pictures in the psychology dictionary under “projection.” Get a load of this pile of BS that’s less appetizing than one of her school lunches:

Defeating Hillary Clinton is awesome for women… when Michelle’s husband does it. But when Trump defeats the same woman with the help of female voters, suddenly we have a five-alarm feminism fire and America’s on the verge of sliding back to the pre-suffrage days.

Michelle Obama doesn’t want independent thinking women — quite the opposite — and you can see it in that video that just drips of contempt for those who don’t do exactly what the identity politics pushers say. She probably would have called women who voted for Trump “deplorables” but Hillary’s got the copyright on that.

Wherein abortion-on-demand superfan Kamala Harris wags a ‘morality’ finger at CIA director nominee

Kamala Harris is a likely 2020 Dem candidate for president, and if this is the kind of self-unaware gem we can expect, it’ll be a gloriously shameless campaign:

As Laura Ingraham pointed out, Harris’ idea of what constitutes “immoral” speaks volumes:

She’s more twisted than a huge bowl of rotini.

Obama complains about Trump sinking his Iran Deal legacy in most self-unaware way possible

The Iran Deal is no more, at least as it pertains to U.S. participation, though Iran’s probably already spent the pallet of cash Obama sent to them:

Former President Obama, of “red line,” “the 80s called” and “leading from behind” notoriety, had an ironic and self-unaware reaction:

Former President Barack Obama is calling President Donald Trump’s decision to pull out of the Iran deal a “serious mistake” that will erode America’s global credibility.

Obama’s administration brokered the deal. He says Tuesday that Trump’s decision to withdraw is “misguided,” especially because Iran has been complying.

Obama also warned: “The consistent flouting of agreements that our country is a party to risks eroding America’s credibility, and puts us at odds with the world’s major powers.”

Er, “our country” wasn’t a party to jack squat — this was a unilateral Obama administration move designed to provide a wing for his presidential library and nothing more. Obama wanted to play the “pen & phone” game, so he’s seeing how that works out as far as a long-term foreign policy strategy goes: It doesn’t. What a lot of this boils down to is that Obama and the Dems never dreamed Hillary Clinton would lose. They figured their precious unilateral “deals” would be safe for at least a few more years. They were wrong… again.

Pelosi’s got a winning angle for Dems this year: Vote for us so we can take your crumbs back!

Good news (for Republicans)! Nancy Pelosi’s encouraging the Democrats to campaign using Walter Mondale’s 1984 playbook, and hopefully they go with it:

The DNC should parlay all this into a bumper sticker slogan for liberal Dems running against the recent tax cuts: “Crumbs Against Crumbs: You Don’t Need Your Money As Much As We Do.”

Go for it, Dems.

Delusion-Palooza: Hillary Clinton returning to US for ‘Madam President’ event after venting in New Zealand

Hillary Clinton was traveling over the weekend, taking her “Ten Thousand Reasons I Lost and Not One of Them is ‘Hillary Clinton'” 2018 world tour to New Zealand. Here are two different clips that are like therapy sessions played out in public. If Elisabeth Kübler-Ross were alive she’d have to add many more stages of grief to accommodate all this:

Hillary: I thought about moving abroad after the election but didn’t.

Abroad: Whew!

*****

The world is Hillary’s bar stool, and she will make the bartender listen to her woes:

By the way, no, Team Hillary aren’t in denial AT ALL, why do you ask?

The event should have been held in Wisconsin for maximum comedic effect.

Kerry spokesman’s Iran Deal statement contains so many whoppers it’s been officially declared a Burger King

John Kerry’s one-man rogue attempts to save Obama’s Iran Deal legacy while using the Logan Act as toilet paper on his yacht aren’t going over well at the White House:

Kerry, through a spokesman who may or may not have written this in an office in Tehran, put out a statement with a doozy of a first sentence:

Americans so overwhelmingly support a continuation of Obama administration policies that Hillary Clinton was sent packing on election day and Trump’s in the White House! And don’t you just love the “nuclear agreement prevented a war” BS? Congratulating themselves for saving humanity from things that only might have happened is a hallmark of Hope & Change-era heroism.

Also it’s interesting when Obama flacks cite “America’s closest allies” as supporters but conveniently ignore Israel, which gathered the intel showing what a joke the Iran Deal truly is.

Projection of the YEAR: Rep. Adam Schiff wishes Trump would stop obsessing about impeachment efforts

This is nothing short of a combination of hilarious, insane, pathetic and delusional:

Take your meds and be patient, Hale Bopp will swing by to beam you up soon enough, Mr. Applewhite.

This is one way to tell the libs’ Russia narrative has completely collapsed. The Schiff has hit the fan!