Mar
9
Finally! An Environmentally Friendly White House Easter Egg Roll
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Yes, that’s right! The days of the asbestos-filled, coal-powered eggs and the environmentally hazardous egg-rollers that run on diesel fuel are coming to a merciful end:
(Fox News) – This year’s White House Easter Egg roll will be eggs-actly what the bunny ordered. The environmentally concerned bunny, that is.
A White House announcement Monday said the eggs [...]
Mar
2
Jon Stewart Reports on Epic Tsunami Meltdown of CNN’s Rick Sanchez
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Hawaii’s “tsunami that wasn’t” turned out to be the Al Capone’s Vault of the new millennium for CNN’s Rick Sanchez.
Jon Stewart breaks down Sanchez’s breakdown, complete with the shocking news that the tsunami shoved Hawaii 1,000 southeast from its previous location, “nine” and “meters” aren’t English words, and an oceanographer who looks like he’s being [...]
Mar
1
Is Gore to Blame for Global Warmicides?
Filed Under Moonbats, Science & Nature | 1 Comment
The above sign used to be a joke directed at hypocritical global warmists, but they’re starting to take it too seriously:
A seven-month-old baby girl survived three days alone with a bullet in her chest beside the bodies of her parents and toddler brother.
Argentines Francisco Lotero, 56, and Miriam Coletti, 23, shot their children before killing [...]
Feb
27
National Geographic Still Referencing Discredited IPCC Report as Fact
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It’s clear at this point that no matter how much of the fraud is exposed, people with a vested interest in perpetuating the global warming sham — be it a financial interest or those simply trying to stave off the government’s warming extortionists from descending upon them — will keep pushing it no matter what. [...]
Feb
26
University of Tennessee to Give Al Gore Honorary Doctorate in Hoaxology
Filed Under Politics, Science & Nature | 13 Comments
I had no idea that the U of T had a Hoaxology department, but they must:
University of Tennessee Interim President Jan Simek this morning presented a proposal to trustees to award an honorary doctoral degree from UT Knoxville to former vice president and Nobel Peace Prize winner Al Gore.
The proposal was approved by the UT [...]
Feb
24
Environmentally Conscious Actor Buys $26 Million, 14,500 Square Foot, 5 Bathroom House
Filed Under Entertainment, Science & Nature | 5 Comments
I’ve always liked Tom Hanks, and most of his movies (I couldn’t even bring myself to use the trusty “celebrity idiots” tag for this post) — plus he seems like a nice guy and he’s not preachy about his causes — but the electric car afficianodo and environmentally-conscious actor who donates money to Al Gore, [...]
Feb
24
EPA Admin: Just Because It’s Not Getting Warmer Doesn’t Mean It’s Not Getting Warmer
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Hoax of the Century update
Is it hot in here, or is she crazy?
(CNSNews.com) – Fifteen years with no statistically significant increase in global temperatures does not mean that the human race is not causing the climate to change, EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson told CNSNews.com on Tuesday.
Jackson reasserted her faith in manmade global warming in response [...]
Feb
20
The Fright Stuff: Obama Orders NASA Outreach to Muslims, Al Gore
Filed Under Politics, Religion, Science & Nature | 4 Comments
We’ve had such good luck with Muslims at the controls of aircraft in the past, President Obama figures we might as well give ‘em a crack at being astronauts while we’re at it:
WASHINGTON — NASA Administrator Charlie Bolden said Tuesday that President Barack Obama has asked him to “find ways to reach out to dominantly [...]
Feb
16
‘Green’ Ice-Cleaning Machine Fail at the Olympics; Gas-Powered Zamboni Being Airlifted In
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They’re called “Olympia machines” — electric versions of the old Zambonis — but, like many brilliant “green” ideas, they’re expensive and don’t work:
The electric Zambonis — part of Canada’s attempt at a green Vancouver Olympics — failed multiple times this evening, causing a massive delay in in the middle of the Men’s 500-meter speedskating event.
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Feb
15
Another Obligatory Hitler Video: Climate Change Edition
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I’ll stop posting these “Hitler finds out…” videos as soon as I stop laughing at them, but I haven’t yet:
(h/t Instapundit)
