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Nobody Cares about what Hollywood thinks anymore…but right now they seem to be losing patience with the great man they all got out of their private jets and limousines for. It was hard work, but they somehow managed it. Obama didn’t stop the wars, he didn’t close Guantanamo, and he has yet to throw a big White House shindig for the “other” Hollywood that worked so hard to get him elected. Stevie Wonder is hogging all the best parties. I suggest they all get dreadlocks–they looked pretty good on Joe Biden.

 So, what do you do when you don’t get payback? You complain along with the rest of us!

Matt Damon complained that Obama doesn’t even say the word ‘poverty.’ Just wait till he finds out that the word “terrorist” has been banned too.
 
What? You mean Matt Damon is NOT Jason Bourne?
 
Oh.
 
Matt said he stopped believing in the “audacity,” which makes no sense because that’s actually Obama’s best feature….his audacity to continually do what he wants, despite the law.
 
 
Barbara Streisand must have more pull than Matt, because she complained to Larry King that Obama had not used his executive powers to get rid of “Don’t ask, don’t tell.” And…right away, Obama took care of it. Babs had to leave the country to get him to know she was serious. She didn’t want to be around in the elections due to the ‘bloodbath.’
 
Funny, Obama also left the country during the 2010 “bloodbath.” Maybe they secretly met up and he gave in to her immense powers.
(Oh..no..I did NOT go there.)

Spike Lee
was upset about how he handled the Gulf Oil Spill. The audacity.

Angelina Jolie
got mad at him for letting over 300,000 people be murdered in Darfur. The nerve.
 
George Clooney had to actually stick up for George W. Bush’s work on aids.
 
It’s getting bad.
 
And Robert Redford told MSNBC that the voters sent Obama to Washington to be a bold and visionary leader. “We don’t need a disaster-manager,” the actor said. “We need a leader.” Mr. Redford was expecting him to ban all cars, and most of the people…he was sorely let down.
 
This brings me to my own little quirk that has been bothering me for quite some time that has nothing to do with politics: humor me.
 
I could swear, after watching almost all of Robert Redford’s movies and Brad Pitt’s movies, that Brad Pitt is Robert Redford’s kid. I mean, next time you see them…compare. Really, the resemblance is creepy.
 
Why do I say this? Because Redford, some time ago, used to hang around the Ozarks in Missouri. Robert used to come and give talks at this exclusive hotel in the Ozarks , promoting his environmental issuers. I worked at that hotel, and there WERE rumors…the he had a girlfriend not far away and that’s why he was always there.
 
Brad Pitt is from Springfield, Missouri. According to Wiki-Leaks (I mean, Wikipedia ) he has a mom, Jane Etta, and a dad…named William Alvin Pitts.
 
I’d like to see a picture of his real dad.
 
Remember, his first real big movie was, “A River Runs through it ” with…guess who? Robert Redford. Lots of good looking guys go to Hollywood to make it big. Not many score such a big movie in such short time. And only one in a million look like Robert Redford’s son.
 
I can’t believe I have to do The National Enquirer’s work for them.
 
Hey, we’ll never know Hollywood’s secrets, but if they are going to keep picking these losers for Presidents, there is no reason we, (Okay…me) can’t have fun speculating, right?
 
So, hey Brad…where’s the birth-DNA- tested certificate?
 
We could always use another Jeremiah Johnson.
 
(Nobody made this up for fun. )
 
P.S. Notice that nowhere in this essay did I put Obama’s name in color, proving once again, that tea party people are NOT racists.
 
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Whew! This was my last post for the omniscient, incomparably brilliant parodist, Doug Powers. I just wanted to say, that Mr. Powers is not only the best wit around, he is a real patriot, a kind soul, and a wonderful mentor, who keeps encouraging me to be myself, despite the obvious danger he put himself into, when asking me to “babysit’ his blog.
 
That took…true courage. Thank you Mr. Powers…it was an honor.
 
And as Rick would say in signboard style: WE HAVE MISSED YOU DOUG…WELCOME HOME!
 
Nobody will always remembers Doug’s readers: —You guys and gals are the best. Thanks for putting up with all my silly pictures!
 
Now…turn right here: Joyanna Adams…signing off: 
(Visit me at joyannaadams.wordpress.com –I need all the Nobody’s Opinions I can get! )

Joyanna Adams here: Doug Powers on his way!

If the Rule of Law is not important now…then when?
 
Nobody’s Opinion: A government of Law and not of men….John Adams
 
Nobody believes in the rule of law. Our founders knew it was important for our President to be a citizen. It’s a no brainer. And this coming election, it’s going to be a big problem with Obama.
 
The media is going to completely ignore it, or try not report it. CNN will not even mention it, Fox will act like it’s not even worth their time, but we nobodies must insist on the discussion. 
 
Some states are already on it, thank goodness. Without law, we have tyranny. It’s that simple. And Obama not only has not provided a reliable certificate of birth, he won’t even release any other of his records.
 
The fact that he even got into the race tells you how broken our government is. We have to keep him for obvious reasons till the election, but he shouldn’t even be allowed to run again. Not if we go by the “rule of law.” If we were a country ruled by law, not men, he would be prosecuted for fraud.
 
There is no background check for our politicans, and that’s an outrage. No drug tests, no intelligence tests, no psychological tests: it’s a disgrace.
 
I won’t go into analysis here on the birther problem, except to say that 58% of us are astonished that Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, and Chris Matthews (Notice how these conservatives are in complete agreement with the pumpkin head, Chris Tinkle?) either have lost all common sense or are protecting something. Bring up Obama’s birth certificate and they all act like Palin’s mamma grizzly bears. They resort to acting like the liberals they interview all the time. They resort to name calling anyone who dare ask a simple question.
 
Ann Coulter called us (Nobody is a birther– can’t help myself) a bunch of cranks. Bill O’Reilly calls us just plain nuts. And Glenn Beck—he’s the worst of all. To him, asking the question, “Where’s the birth certificate?” is an act of treason. Yes, Glenn Beck, who touts the founders every chance he gets on his show, is seething in his satire against the “birthers.”
 
Nobody wishes James Madison could be downloaded and put on your show Glenn, because he would tell you just how important it is that no foreigner become the head of our country. They could destroy the country, and our Constitution. Barak Hussein Obama, a man who is ashamed of this country, and lies at every chance, is doing just that.
 
But…something tells me you already know that.
 
The birthers aren’t gong “ballistic” or calling Ann Coulter, or Glenn Beck names back. So, why are these FOX NEWS people losing their pantyhose? Lou Dobbs has it right…Just show it Obama.
 
He can’t. In fact, Obama has personally spent millions trying NOT to.
 
Joseph Farah, the editor of WorldNetDaily, along with his researchers and writers, has done the best research in the business on this subject, and it would take too long for me to blog all the facts, but WorldNet Daily, has them in spades.  
 

 Rush Limbaugh is on our side— that’s good:  “Barack Obama has yet to prove he’s a citizen. All he’d have to do is show a birth certificate.”

  
So why? Why are the biggest conservative FOX pundits, usually a bastion of common sense, going completely wacko on this subject?
 
Business does not do well in chaos. They need stability. This nobody believes they think they are protecting the Office of the Presidency, and maybe even keeping the country from exploding. If they admitted that Obama is a fake, they are afraid of the problems and outrage it would cause. Glenn Beck’s job, if it has been nothing else every single day…has been to keep us all from rioting. They do not want chaos…plain and simple.
 
But—to treat the citizens of the United States like simple children, who would riot if they knew the truth, is an insult in itself.
 
Bill O’Reilly thinks that the Office of the Presidency is some kind of golden throne, to be protected at all cost. Bill, has the last President’s past advisor on his show regularly. The King’s advisors…media and government in bed, affecting and telling us all what to do. Not good. We fought a revolution to stop just that kind of tyranny.
 
So, lighten up Bill. Give us a break, Beck. Go comb your hair, Ann. Have a little bit more faith in the American people, as Rush does, or…we will start thinking you guys are just puppets of a one party, ping-pong system of elites. If you keep protecting Obama, ignoring the rule of law, and he is voted in for a second term, you might find yourself replaced by Al-Jezeera, who according to Hillary Clinton, reports the REAL news which will be:
Fox News reporters are all nuts. 
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Joyanna Adams sitting in for Doug Powers…one more day! (joyannaadams.wordpress.com

Nobody Flashes the Million Dollar Man: Michael Moore

Nobody Reports: Michael Moore was out in Wisconsin yesterday, demanding that all the rich who are hoarding our money hand it over. And because he is one of the rich, he said he was going to take all his money and make it into a bunch of million- dollar men, made up of hundred dollar bills, to be handed out to all the teachers unions in Wisconsin.

Actually, he didn’t say that, I did, which is why Michael Moore complaining that the rich don’t pay their full share is such a joke.

This is what he DID say on his blog, and how Nobody answered.

Michael: I have nothing more than a high school degree. But back when I was in school, every student had to take one semester of economics in order to graduate. And here’s what I learned: Money doesn’t grow on trees. It grows when we make things. It grows when we have good jobs with good wages that we use to buy the things we need and thus create more jobs.

Nobody: It doesn’t? Don’t tell that to the woman who knew when Obama was elected she would not ever have to pay for rent, or gas for her car ever again. To many people, it comes in the mail for free. So do food stamps. Michael economics 101..Okay…keep going Michael.

Michael: It grows when we provide an outstanding educational system that then grows a new generation of inventers, entrepreneurs, artists, scientists and thinkers who come up with the next great idea for the planet. And that new idea creates new jobs and that creates revenue for the state.

Nobody: America spends more money per student on education than any other country in the world, Michael, and yet, we do not have an outstanding educational system. In parts of Wisconsin, half the kids don’t even graduate high school. And why is that Michael? The unions. By the way, who was your high school economics teacher? Was his name Karl?

Michael: But if those who have the most money don’t pay their fair share of taxes, the state can’t function. Just 400 Americans have more wealth than half of all Americans combined wages,

Nobody: Well hey–I agree with that! Sixty percent of the people pay no taxes at all. Let’s get them to start forking over. And guess what? Even if you took all the money from all 400 rich people, (who I agree, some should be in jail) you would not even make a dent in the deficit. Go back to the chalkboard, cupcake.

Michael: The schools can’t produce the best and the brightest who will go on to create those jobs.

Nobody: Has it ever occurred to you to go back to your first lessons of economics and privatized the schools? Get all that union money and big brother out of it? No, I can see you’re not feeling well.

Michael: If the wealthy get to keep most of their money, we have seen what they will do with it: recklessly gamble it on crazy Wall Street schemes and crash our economy. The crash they created cost us millions of jobs. That too caused a reduction in revenue. And the population ended up suffering because they reduced their taxes,(Nobody says..huh? Where?) reduced our jobs and took wealth out of the system, removing it from circulation.

Nobody: Michael, one of the reasons you are a multimillionaire is because you have stock in all those great big companies you hate. What happened? Did you lose some money in the stock market? Or is this all about your next movie; “Bloviating Socialism in Wisconsin” ?

Michael: They have bought and paid for hundreds of politicians across the country to do their bidding for them. But just in case that doesn’t work, they’ve got their gated communities, and the luxury jet is always fully fueled, the engines running, waiting for that day they hope never comes.

Nobody: Well, here’s the catch. Michael has a point on this. Our big corporations, banks, and politicians, are not separate anymore. Everyone knows it, and Michael is using the pain people are felling right now to guide us all into a communist state. He blames the rich, instead of where the blame should be put: corruption in our government.

Sadly, Michael Moore is the prime example of why our educational system has to be overhauled completely. Look what it did to him.

As our founders reminded us: only an educated people can hold on to a Republic, and it’s up to us to keep fighting the unions.

Now, somebody give that man a wheelchair before he has a heart attack.

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Joyanna Adams sitting in for the Master. Visit me at joyannaadams.wordpress.com

Nobody Reports: Doug is Still in Las Vegas and Michele Bachmann Finds $105 Billion in Camel Lair

Nobody’s Fool: Michele Bachmann just found $105 billion in somebody’s refrigerator.. Thank god for Michele Backmann. She sees a fire burning and she rushes out into the street and yells, “Fire, Fire!” Someone has to wake us all up.
 
Michele has made a video, (see here) and it is being reported that she just found out that the Obamacare package had a $105 billion appropriation in it, without anyone knowing about it.
 
What if Michele had not found this out? Where in the world were the other Republicans on this?
 
Senator Harry Reid and Rep. Nancy Pelosi made this big money grab without telling anyone about it. In plain English: they stole it.
 
Most of Congress weren’t even allowed to READ the package as we all know. MS. Bachmann says that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi should apologize to the American people for what they “deceitfully” hid in the healthcare package.
 
 “Apologize?” What? They should be tried and sent to jail for this! This is proof alone that the whole thing should be null and void.
 
Where are the lawyers? Aren’t there any lawyers left with decency? Oh, I forgot. You can’t sue your government.
 
What is the matter with us? We are being ruled by Mafia thugs. This is no government, this is Russia. We have no rule of law left.
 
But, that’s not the only thing that is troubling this nobody about this. You see, Obama can send this money wherever he likes.
 
Google $105 billion and you get these headlines:
           
   Untapped $105 billion Endowments May Boost Shariah Funds: Islamic Finance
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   The Federal Reserve will purchase $105 billion of Treasuries over the next month as policy makers expand monetary stimulus measures to reduce unemployment and avert deflation.
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  AIG details $105 billion in payouts: Cash used to cover collateral payments, wind down derivatives contracts.
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Is it me? Or the fact that all these headlines have the same EXACT monetary figure in them too much of a coincidence?
 
FDR: “In politics, there ARE no coincidences.”
 
So, where exactly IS this money going? AIG? The Federal Reserve? Or more than likely..to boost Shariah funds. Someone should find out.
 
Michelego get em!
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Written by Joyanna Adams who is sitting in for Doug Powers   (joyannaadams.wordpress.com)

Nobody Flashes: Countdown to Powers-2 days, and Nano-seconds

Nobody Flashes: Capture the Moment…
Why should Letterman be the only one to have the fun? How about a Top Ten “Capture the Moment” headlines? What is Obama saying here that is making Hillary laugh?
 
(Feel free to make up your own.)
 
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1. Uh…You know Hillary, I heard that over sixty people that use to work for you and Bill are all now dead…uh…You want to tell me something about that?
 
2. How would you like to take my place tonight? Go ahead…make the speech for me.
 
3. Did I tell you that I sent Bill to North Korea again? How about that? Don’t I get something for that?
 
4. You know, uh…you know, after this, I can get you a job at the U.N., how about that? You could be head of the committee on my election as President of the new global government.
 
5. Hey, did I tell you Bernanke has the hots for you? Really…he told me.
 
6. You know, I could still get Bill impeached…just say the word.
 
7. Come on…tell me where you guys hide the money.
 
8. You still got those Foster files? How about those FBI files?
 
9. Okay…Where’s bin Laden? You know Gaddafi’s staying in the Lincoln bedroom. What? You don’t believe me?
 
10. Why are you laughing? You know we’re on National TV don’t you? You lost. I won. You think that’s funny?

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up, just because—as Dick Morris would say: I can.)

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Joyanna Adams Here: Sitting in for the Master of Powerful Wit…Doug Powers

Nobody’s Flashes: Louis Farrakhan, that lovable public enemy number-two, has just warned us all: “What you see happening there (Middle East) you’d better prepare, because it will be coming to your door soon.”
 
To which my baby tea party spirit says, “Oh yeah? “
 
Is it me? Didn’t that sound like a threat?
 
According to Louis Walcott, his real name, (sort of like President Barry, who also took a Muslim name)— Louis proclaims that whites are not civilized. (Come on…if Obama was a real Christian he would have run as Barry Soetoro.)
 
Farrakhan says that L. Ron Hubbard can save us, and if we hurry, we can all be as civilized as his good friend, Moo-moo Gaddhafi, or that other lovable black leader, Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe, or even Hitler, who by all accounts according to Louis, was a good man.
 
Remember the million-man marches? This nobody remembers how it was reported to be a wonderful Christian gathering for the  men to come back and be responsible for their families again. No mention back then that this guy was a die-hard Muslim/communist leader who had founded over 130 Mosques here.
 
THAT wasn’t on MSNBC.
 
Did you also know that Nation of Islam believes that white people were created from blacks 4,000 years ago on an Aegean island by a black scientist.. …ummmm…what was his name again? Caliphatitis?
 
Really, why is this guy NOT in jail somewhere picking bugs out of Charlie Mansion’s eyebrows because it’s on the record that he was behind Malcolm X’s assassination. Malcolm’s’ own daughter tried to kill him and was arrested.
 
Malcolm took the guy, trained him, and then decided that well…the Muslim religion was pretty bad stuff. Farrakhan saw an opportunity to make himself KING of the American Muslims and took it. But, that’s all history…that was before he was taken up in a UFO and enlightened about the how the Nation of Islam, hates Jews-whites-gays, and that filthy swine, Rihanna.
 
Snoop Dog on the other hand is great.
 
Our ‘President’ Obama has kept quiet on his Muslim brother..while calling the Tea Party all racists—but remember this: In 1952, President Truman started the National Day of Prayer. In 1988, President Reagan made it the first Thursday in May, In June 2007, Obama canceled the National Day of Prayer because he didn’t want to offend anybody— BUT, on September 25, 2009, the President held a National Muslim Day of Prayer next to the White House and 50,000 Muslims attended.
 
I know– my poor baby feet. The sand is getting real hot.
 
Louis now says, “The Jews want to invade Libya and start a war.”
 
Gee Louis…The war in Libya has already started from all reports, and the Jews weren’t exactly in the region. Maybe you should switch to Scientology and change your name to Louis Hubbard. That UFO might pick you up again…and hopefully take you somewhere far…far…away, to a more civilized planet, where you can make a movie called “Battlefield Earth, The Final Solution” starring Snoop Dog, and Moo-Moo Gaddafi. (Yes, take them with you.)
 
And just to show you how civilized this nobody is: on the next National Day of Prayer, I will pray for a UFO to do just exactly that. And then, we can all start concentrating on public enemy number-one.