Deadly Toy Story II: Irwin Mainway busted by WATCH

The annual holiday list of dangerous toys is out. A group called “WATCH” (“World Against Toys Causing Harm”… no kidding…) holds an annual “toy conference” where apparently adults play with stuff until somebody gets hurt or dies… then that toy goes on the “dangerous” list. They replace that adult with another adult who plays with toys until somebody else gets hurt or dies, then that toy goes on the list. This goes on until there are ten deadly toys. The turnover rate of employees at WATCH headquarters must be amazingly higher than the national average.

Here are the ten most dangerous. This reminds me… I really miss lawn darts.

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