Before Michael Jackson, throw the parents of some of these kids in jail

Well, Michael Jackson had to give a DNA sample to police a couple of days ago. They swabbed his mouth for saliva. It was either that, or take the pair of Power Ranger underwear he had in his pocket.

What kind of parents continually let their kids stay with that Madame Tussaud outtake? Greedy, immoral, slimy ones, that’s who. Any parent who took a few millions dollars to keep their mouth shut so this guy could go on to do whatever it is he does with more kids should be the first to go to jail. In addition, any parent who still lets thier kids go to Neverland should really receive a court-appointed bludgeoning followed by a forklift administered wedgie.

Author: Doug Powers

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