More kids visit Michael Jackson, amazingly enough, willingly

About 200 kids visited Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch on Friday. People still actually let their kids go to the place where “beat it” isn’t just a song? Amazing.

I hope when these kids get older and realize what their parents did, they reciprocate by sending ol’ mom and dad off for a weekend at Jack Kevorkian’s “amusement van” and see how they appreciate the gross negligence.

Let’s see, 200 kids at about $2.75 million a kid, that comes out to about… Well, I’ll do the math later. Just trying to help MJ balance his checkbook a little early.

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