Inaugural protest still planned, Secret Service told “don’t fire ’til you see the whites of the back of their ‘Bush is a terrorist’ shirts”

Protesters are still planning to “turn their backs on Bush” at the inaugural in January. One of these goobers with too much free time said “We want our audience with the President.”

Geez… they finally will get one, and they’ll be facing the other way?

If turning their backs doesn’t work, future events will probably be along the lines of “Hold your breath until Bush gives you your way”, “‘Nyeh nyeh nyeh neyhhhhh’ on Bush”, and “Fake fart noises with our hands and armpits against Bush.”

Hopefully this ends in another child like reaction– Picking up their ball and going home.

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