Happy New Year, and many happy bottle returns

I wish all of you a terrific and prosperous 2005, with the possible exception of Carrot-Top and Pauly Shore.

For those of you who were, as they say in today’s victim oriented society, “overserved” last night, next year you may want to consider partying in this New Orleans hotel. They have a “recovery concierge” named Sara, who will attend to all your hangover needs. I love the American entrepreneurial spirit when it comes to spirits.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.