Things I'm completely indifferent about

Sharon Stone is reprising her role from 1992’s “Basic Instinct”, and filming for “Basic Instinct II” begins in March. It’s been a few years, and perhaps the sex appeal of the first will have dwindled a bit. What will be the best line from the sequel? “What are you going to do… charge me with Maalox?”

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are breaking up. That sound you hear is delusional men and women everywhere splashing on cologne and perfume, thinking they now have a shot.

Elvis would have been 70 years old this weekend. I know…I know… “The King” and all… When most people think “Elvis”, they think one of the great entertainers in history, but I see the guy who was one of the first to encourage Lisa Marie to sing.

Author: Doug Powers

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