Michael Moore to keep unwittingly screwing Democrats

“Fahrenheit 9/11” and “Shrek II” won big time honors at last nights Peoples Choice Awards. Between the two, much of the evening focused on a huge, ugly, green ogre… and then of course there was Shrek II.

Michael Moore’s much lauded fictional work won “Best Movie”, which prompted him to utter words that had Democrats, present and future, squirming in their seats so much that you’d swear Moore had taken his shirt off and started dancing around a pole.

“I love making movies and I’ll take this as an invitation to make more ‘Fahrenheit 9/11s’.”

Adeu, Democrats. You’re already drowning in a political sense. Last night we learned that if you can just stay afloat long enough, Michael Moore will yet again come to the rescue by throwing you another lifeline… attached to an anvil.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.