Stumbling around the internet this morning like Nick Nolte in the parking lot of a Dairy Queen, I ran across some t-shirts that are presumably marketed to liberals with a dislike for right wing commentators.
These shirts are intended to make these commentators look like they always try to paint the right– heartless, racist pork-pies who whiz on the homeless while going into their Aryan Nation meetings.
Some of them are pretty funny though. Here are the shirts:
I’ll know I’ve made it the day the left puts me on one of these shirts. I’ll even supply a couple of my “hateful” quotes for them from some past columns:
On Hillary speaking of raising taxes for the “common good”:
“For perhaps the first time in 20-plus years, Hillary Clinton has aroused a man… Unfortunately, that man is Karl Marx.”
On the cookbook was being sold to raise money to build Bill Clinton’s library:
“That’s right everybody, now you too can simulate the stroganoff in the Oval Office–all in the comfort of your own kitchen!”
“Ted Kennedy voted ‘no’ on banning partial-birth abortions, continuing to tow the line of: ‘If abortions are outlawed, only outlaws will be allowed to screw around with a Kennedy.'”
There…if they can’t pick one out of that bunch, they’re just not doing their job.