T-shirts for those who lean 'left' but still want the 'right' fashion

Stumbling around the internet this morning like Nick Nolte in the parking lot of a Dairy Queen, I ran across some t-shirts that are presumably marketed to liberals with a dislike for right wing commentators.

These shirts are intended to make these commentators look like they always try to paint the right– heartless, racist pork-pies who whiz on the homeless while going into their Aryan Nation meetings.

Some of them are pretty funny though. Here are the shirts:

The Ann Coulter shirt

The Rush Limbaugh shirt

The Bill O’Reilly shirt

The Sean Hannity shirt

I’ll know I’ve made it the day the left puts me on one of these shirts. I’ll even supply a couple of my “hateful” quotes for them from some past columns:

On Hillary speaking of raising taxes for the “common good”:

“For perhaps the first time in 20-plus years, Hillary Clinton has aroused a man… Unfortunately, that man is Karl Marx.”

On the cookbook was being sold to raise money to build Bill Clinton’s library:

“That’s right everybody, now you too can simulate the stroganoff in the Oval Office–all in the comfort of your own kitchen!”

“Ted Kennedy voted ‘no’ on banning partial-birth abortions, continuing to tow the line of: ‘If abortions are outlawed, only outlaws will be allowed to screw around with a Kennedy.'”

There…if they can’t pick one out of that bunch, they’re just not doing their job.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.