Peta sponsors "Sexiest vegetarian alive" competition– Tofu and lawn clipping luncheon to follow

For those of you who are attractive, avoid meat, and don’t mind having weirdo activists gawking at your body, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is staging it’s annual “sexiest vegetarian alive” competition.

I don’t know what they call the winner… possibly “Vegetable of the Year”.

The beef industry needs to put some sort of a contest together to highlight that it is possible to be sexy without the exclusive and senseless slaughtering of plants.

One of the PETA contestants says he decided to go veggie after watching the group’s video entitled “Meet your meat.” The title sounds awfully close to that of a movie I watched back in 8th grade Sex Ed. class.

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