The New York Yankees need to pay their players more

The New York Yankees have hired a motivational coa… I mean, a “Director of Optimal Performance“, for their players.

With a payroll of over $200 million, why in the world should Steinbrenner expect that alone to be enough to drag them out of bed in the morning?

“Director of Optimal Performance” Chad Bohling will be charged with the tough job of trying to give people, who have tens of millions of dollars and gorgeous women throwing themselves at them, a reason to give a little effort.

Word is that if Bohling doesn’t work out, the Yankees have motivational speaker Matt Foley warming up in the bullpen:

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