Oliver Stone’d? “Greed for a buzz is…good”

Oliver Stone, director of Platoon, JFK, Wall Street, Born on the Fourth of July, and Alexander, was arrested in California on charges of drunk driving and suspicion of drug possession. In a way, it’s comforting to know that Oliver doesn’t act that way naturally.

I personally think he was set up by homosexual, drug running Castro sympathizers working in conjunction with the mafia, who put the plan in motion after hearing the code phrase “Blue horseshoe loves Anacott Steel” as the King of Macedonia was making out with Hephaistion.

Maybe I’ve been watching too many Stone films, but hey, it’s possible.

Author: Doug Powers

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