Ted Kennedy’s Freudian inability to say “proliferation” out-funnied by the head usher at the theater of the absurd, Barbara Boxer

Laura Ingraham played a clip the other day of Ted Kennedy trying to speak, and fumbling like a Detroit Lion after eating a bucket of KFC. As usual, when you see any Ted Kennedy speech on C-Span, you find yourself pushing the “SAP” button on your remote and hope it’s able to translate, but this slip-up is particularly curious.

The text of Ted’s attempt is on Laura’s website. Here’s what Ted said:

This action contradicts the spirit of our obligations under the
nonproliferation….nonprorifelat…..er, Nuclear Non-Prolifablah!

It occurred to me that, this time, it isn’t just the Chivas talking… it’s just that Ted is genetically incapable of saying any word that begins with “prolife”. Keep trying, Ted!

Speaking of sadly hilarious pro-abortionists, get this one. The senate has voted to ban EPA pesticide tests on humans. Hold on to your gag reflex, folks… here’s why:

Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.), who proposed the measure as part of the spending bill that funded the EPA, said it would protect children and pregnant women from being exposed to toxins without adequate controls or review.

Unfortunately, the babies will still be exposed to Barbara Boxer and her pro abortionist alleged do-gooder buddies– all of whom are greater fetal toxins than have ever been put out by all the chemical companies combined.

Ripping the arms and legs off a fetus with an iron hook is a “very personal choice that every woman must make”, but spray Roundup anywhere near that woman and you’ll go to jail, you inhumane bastard!

What a joke.

Author: Doug Powers

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