Paula Jones, human billboard at the Clinton Lie-bury

Newsmax is reporting that Paula Jones will visit the Clinton Presidential Library, but not after making some money selling advertising space on her t-shirt.

If you’ll recall, Jones is the woman who said Bill Clinton, back in the Arkansas days, dropped his trousers, and more, and asked Paula for a little favor. Jones’ description of “lil’ Bubba” was like a scene from “JFK”: “Back, and to the left… back, and to the left.”

Who would be an appropriate sponsor to appear on Paula’s t-shirt? My vote is for Cleary Dry Cleaners, for many reasons:

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