Jane Fonda hits the anti-war trail in a Fry Daddy on wheels

The stories just keep on coming today. Now we hear that Jane Fonda, fresh off semi-apologizing to Vietnam Vets, is going to hit the road in a bus tour to call for an end to American military action in Iraq.

This news mean only one thing: Book sales need a boost.

Being that this involves Jane Fonda, this can’t be all there is to the story. Jane doesn’t disappoint, either– the bus will be run on vegetable oil. That’s going to be one fun ride. A dozen aging leftist hippies, four Joni Mitchell cd’s, and 50,000 bottles of Wesson oil for refueling purposes.

You’ll know when Jane’s headed your way because it’ll smell like you’re about to have a head-on collision with an Arthur Treacher’s Fish ‘n Chips.

Said Jane:

“I have not taken a stand on any war since Vietnam,” she said. “I carry a lot of baggage from that.”

Some of the baggage was unloaded when Fonda’s breast implants, the calling card of any true feminist, were removed, so a lighter Jane is back at the protest helm steering the “SS Canola” to a town near you.

“All aboard!”

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.