Sacre bleu! – Lance Armstrong has a ball with the French

Lance Armstrong’s pee got so many French riled up that you would have thought it was Bastille Day. Armstrong was accused of doping, which, France claims, is the reason he won so many Tour de France bicycle races.

Armstrong contends he didn’t use performance enhancing drugs, and the fact that a Frenchman hasn’t done as well as he has in the race is that it requires working more than 35 hours per week.

Now it looks as though Armstrong is having fun with the situation. He says if he competes in another Tour, it will be “to piss off the French.” This could be what caused Chirac’s minor stroke, but that’s not confirmed.

Even though Lance is the one is engaged to Sheryl, so far it’s the French who are eating crow.


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