"Yakuza crazy, man" — Idaho meteorologist says Katrina caused by ticked-off Japanese mafia

The Yakuza, or Japanese mafia, bought a secret weather changing weapon from the Soviets years ago, and used it to trigger hurricane Katrina in retaliation for the Hiroshima atomic bombing.

Apparently there wasn’t anybody in Nagasaki that the Yakuza like, because revenge for that city isn’t mentioned.

This latest wingnut alert is brought to you courtesy Scott Stevens, meteorologist at KPVI in Pocatello, Idaho. And he looks so normal, too. The real meat in this nutburger is on Scott’s personal website, though.

Oh well… I’ll say this, it’s good to finally hear from somebody with a fringe theory that isn’t “global warming” or “Bush has a secret weather machine”.

By the way, if Stevens is correct, the Yakuza probably have another storm in the works for the United States. The first one was in retaliation for Hiroshima, and the next one will be payback for our nuclear testing in the South Pacific, which, of course, created Godzilla. We can’t say we didn’t have it coming.

Update: Stevens has quit his job at KPVI to pursue his theory full time. God speed, Scott. In your travels, say hi to Bigfoot and Nessie for us.

Japanese “tourists”, or Yakuza running reconnaissance?

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