Monday’s column: “The Prince and the Yawpers” — Also, Bush picks a nominee…again…

Prince Charles: “The United States is too confrontational.”

United States: “Get a job, jug ears.”

That’s one scenario of how the prince’s “bring the religions together” trip to the United States could unfold if he visits certain areas.

Prince Charles is going to visit the United States for eight days to plead the cause of Islam because he thinks the United States has been too intolerant of the religion since Sept. 11. Will Charles then visit Indonesia to tell Muslims in that nation to be more tolerant of Christians? Not unless he wants to spend a most painful day having a proctologist retrieve his kilt and polo mallet.

That’s how it begins. Read the rest of today’s column at WorldNetDaily.

Also today… President Bush has nominated Samuel Alito to replace Harriet Miers, who he nominated to replace Sandra Day O’Connor. The initial good news? Harry Reid and Ted Kennedy don’t like the choice, and Alito has been compared to Antonin Scalia, garnering himself the nickname of “Scalito”.

This pick should chap some of the sizable asses on the left side of the aisle. Conservatives, you may have gotten the fight you’ve been asking for.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled miserable Monday.

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