Dick Cheney shoots a lawyer — nobody particularly pissed about it except the lawyer

While hunting quail in Texas, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot one of his hunting partners.

Harry Whittington, an Austin attorney, is expected to fully recover.

The accidental shooting is big news for now, but Cheney isn’t exactly Claudine Longet. Besides, animal rights activists should be thrilled. Cheney completely missed the quail.

James and Sarah Brady have commented on the shooting, which doesn’t make sense– unless of course Cheney did it to impress Jodie Foster.

Author: Doug Powers

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