Happy Father's Day

To all the dads out there, Happy Father’s Day!

So far I’ve worked in the yard, gone swimming with the kids, played tennis with the kids, played baseball with the kids, and to top off my special day, I may just have a heart attack.

Now the kids want to play basketball and then, if the acceleration of activities continues, we’ll go **BASE jumping, so I’ll be back tomorrow… perhaps.

(**BASE is an acronym for “Building, Antenna, Span, or Earth,” but if the chute doesn’t open, it stands for “Bones And S*#t Everywhere)

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.