Help Wanted: Attorney for Saddam. Must Have Own Security, Bulletproof Briefs

If you’re looking for a job, yet another position has opened up on Saddam Hussein’s defense team.

A profession hasn’t seen a turnover rate like this since Hitler’s food-taster.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.