How Many Light Bulbs Does It Take To Screw In A Pakistani Inmate?

From the “you know it’s going to be a bad day when…” department:

Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

Don’t you hate when that happens?

How will prison officials be able to tell who did it? If they’re smart, at midnight, they’ll turn on all cell lights. In the darkened cell is the culprit — there’s also a good chance that Fateh’s ass lights up, too.

Author: Doug Powers

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