‘08 Presidential Race: And the Nominee Is…

The Washington Times has a column today analyzing who are the likely candidates for the Republican nomination.

The consensus? Well, the consensus is that there is no consensus. History isn’t loaded with two-term VP’s who didn’t run for president afterwards.

For the Republicans, will it be Guiliani? McCain? Mitt Romney? Bill Frist? Mel Gibson? (Just seeing if you’re paying attention)

As for the Democrats, Hillary is anything but a shoo-in, and her phony moves to the right have angered her base, which was tough to do because they were already angry.

One thing’s for sure. This won’t be as easy as last time, when I successfully predicted the Dem nominee based on the best hair.

With no clear front-runner on either side, the race for both nominations is going to be baffling, confusing, hilarious, frustrating, satisfying, and insane.

Get ready. This is going to be more fun than watching Anna Nicole Smith try to negotiate the child-proof cap on a Vicadin bottle.

By the way, if you want to ‘support’ Barbara Boxer in ’08, they’ve made it easy:

And it’s 100% made in the U.S.A.! Don’t buy any of those cheap “Boxer ’08” thongs that are made in China.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.