Dennis Miller will be appearingÃ‚Â on Hannity & Colmes starting this fall.
Since 9/11, Miller hasn’t been shy about letting his conservative side fly.
Said Dennis about the upcomingÃ‚Â Fox News position:
“I’m more excited than David Gest at a cast party for ‘Rent‘. I couldn’t be more gregarious and perked up if I were Winona Ryder interviewing for a management position at ‘Saks.’ I won’tÃ‚Â lay offÃ‚Â until the liberals are as freaked out as a DJ watching Oedipus and his old lady grind at the mother/son dance, okay? I’m going to ride thisÃ‚Â gig like it’s Pamela Anderson and I’m Kid Rock. I’ll only stop when I see leftist koosh-balls go down like Rex Reed at Barney Frank’s re-election party, and the inevitable conservative thrust makesÃ‚Â Barry GoldwaterÃ‚Â sprout a woody so big that it knocks the lid off his casket and it flies farther than a Pujols homer.”
Asked about the possibility of having his own cable show again, Miller responded:
“There’s a better chance of Hansjurgen Johansen flying back to Kiev on a Whiffledorf than there is of me switching cable nets again.”
Okay, I made up all of those quotes, but you get the point.