Dennis Miller To Appear On Fox News: “Happier than Michael Moore locked overnight in a Krispie Kreme”

Dennis Miller will be appearing on Hannity & Colmes starting this fall.

Since 9/11, Miller hasn’t been shy about letting his conservative side fly.

Said Dennis about the upcoming Fox News position:

“I’m more excited than David Gest at a cast party for ‘Rent‘. I couldn’t be more gregarious and perked up if I were Winona Ryder interviewing for a management position at ‘Saks.’ I won’t lay off until the liberals are as freaked out as a DJ watching Oedipus and his old lady grind at the mother/son dance, okay? I’m going to ride this gig like it’s Pamela Anderson and I’m Kid Rock. I’ll only stop when I see leftist koosh-balls go down like Rex Reed at Barney Frank’s re-election party, and the inevitable conservative thrust makes Barry Goldwater sprout a woody so big that it knocks the lid off his casket and it flies farther than a Pujols homer.”

Asked about the possibility of having his own cable show again, Miller responded:

“There’s a better chance of Hansjurgen Johansen flying back to Kiev on a Whiffledorf than there is of me switching cable nets again.”

Okay, I made up all of those quotes, but you get the point.

Author: Doug Powers

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