Keith "None and Done" Olbermann?

Kitty Myers over at Kitty Litter pointed this out to me in an email this morning, and it cracked me up for a few different reasons.

There’s a woman out there who claims she met MSNBC’s undermedicated Keith Olbermann via a series of email exchanges, and subsequently arranged to fly to New York to meet him. They ended up in bed shortly thereafter, and… and… nothing happened — at least for her. Now she’s publicly calling out Olbermann, which only goes to show Keith that if you go around saying how bad the Bush is, don’t be surprised if the favor is returned.

The woman says, according to Page Six:

…he came to her hotel room and opened a bottle of Merlot which he “spilled all over.” Then, when “sexual activity began [in] less than an hour,” Olbermann had difficulty. “I pretended he knew what he was doing,” the embittered blogger writes. “I adored the guy. I didn’t want him to think he was a dud in bed,” so she faked experiencing ecstasy.

Since she says Keith was way too quick, and she faked it, here’s what the alleged encounter must have looked like… kind of:

Wait, it gets better. She says she later tried to contact him and that he told her never to contact him again. So? So she started a blog under the name KarmaBites1, and now, very publicly, nails him even though he’ll no longer return the favor.

The blog is called “ForThisReliefMuchThanks.” I guess “ImAdmittingImASlut” and “OhMyGodWhatWasIThinking” were already taken. (addendum: apparently due to much unwanted attention, that blog has now been limited to “invitees only,” but Kitty found this cached version — gee, you go on the Internet and announce you’re easy and willing to travel and you start attracting weirdos? Go figure)

This isn’t the first time emails have led to a bit of trouble for Keith.


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