Rep. Mark Foley’s Troubles: Congressional Double Standards Are The Only True Bipartisan Effort

“Politician” and “ethical” go together about as well as “pitbull” and “vegetarian,” so I don’t know why we’re surprised when the two terms don’t fit well hand-in-hand, but still, it really is about time to flush the inside-the-beltway toilet and start all over.

There are way too many floaters in there, and on both sides of the aisle. It won’t happen though, because the handle is heavily guarded.

The troubled politician du jour is Florida Republican Rep. Mark Foley, who recently resigned after it had been discovered he had been sending suggestive emails to male pages, all under the age of 18. The just dessert, so to speak, could be that the Congressman, who was the co-chairman of the Congressional Missing and Exploited Children’s Caucus, could be prosecuted under the very laws he helped enact, but I doubt it.

So many laws passed by Congress are like computer software programs — the designer is usually careful to craft his or her handiwork with more person loopholes than the wall between the high school wood shop and the girls locker room.

I made an earlier prediction and said that Foley will pull a Pete Townsend here and say that he was simply conducting “research” for his job. He takes it that seriously. Here are some of Foley’s “alleged” email chats in PDF. If it was research, he was being really comprehensive and not just jerking around.

Foley is halfway toward making that claim, since he’s now entered alcohol rehab and is, of course, blaming his problems on his “disease.” This is an interesting angle. “One drink I’m fine, but five vodka martinis and I’m a gay pedophile.” Hey, who can’t relate to that? 

So the question remains, how could a Congressman, co-chairman of the Congressional Missing and Exploited Children’s Caucus, think he could get away with all this? Because when you’re elected to Congress you’re offered, and most accept, a free compunction bypass operation. Sex scandals with congressional pages have happened before, to the point where they had to completely overhaul the Congressional Page Program to include iron britches with padlocks and anti-shark cages for the kids, among other safeguards.

The fact is that too many members of Congress think they’re untouchable kings and queens. They write laws they don’t have to live by, but the rest of us do. They get loaded and get into accidents, and instead of receiving a sobriety test and spending the night in the slammer, they’re driven home by police. They lie to us on a daily basis but if you lie to them you’ll go to jail. They take bribes and stuff them in a freezer and not only stay out of jail, but remain free to fight for their political career. Hell, they even kill their constituents with no jail time, when you or I would still be rotting in prison

Segments of Congress also seem to have a “moth to bug zapper” attraction to congressional pages, and what happens when they get caught? They revamp the Page Program instead of revamping the quality of individual that can enter Congress.

Almost every day you hear some member of Congress speak of the elusive “bipartisanship.” This rarely, if ever, occurs. The only time you can count on it is when it comes to ensuring that there is one set of laws for Congress, and a different set for the rest of us. It seems that corruption is the only true bipartisan effort.

Sure, there are some sacrificial lambs from both parties every now and again, which Foley may end up being, but I have a feeling they’re taken down not because their fellow politicians are disgusted by their crime, but because they were way too overt in giving up the secret location of the bat cave.

Oh, as a side note, there’s a grown man out there hitting on young boys and both sides of the aisle are concerned with what? How this will cost or benefit them politically. Your honor, I rest my case.

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Monday's Column: Oprah-fied sexy!

I had a little fun with today’s column at WorldNetDaily. It’s about a “16 sexiest men alive” piece that’s in Oprah Winfrey’s magazine, “O”.

The list is a little different than your run-of-the-mill “sexiest ____” list that you’d see in People Magazine.

How so? Give a read to “Oprah-fied sexy!” for more.

Reader mail:

Regular reader Paul wrote and summed up why he’ll never make many of today’s “most sexy” lists…

I love America. I believe in God. I taught my children right from wrong. I’ve never been in jail. I’ve never defrauded anyone. I’ve never done drugs, been homeless or bad mouthed the country that has done so much for me.

Better luck next year, Paul.

Monday’s Column: Oprah-fied sexy!

I had a little fun with today’s column at WorldNetDaily. It’s about a “16 sexiest men alive” piece that’s in Oprah Winfrey’s magazine, “O”.

The list is a little different than your run-of-the-mill “sexiest ____” list that you’d see in People Magazine.

How so? Give a read to “Oprah-fied sexy!” for more.

Reader mail:

Regular reader Paul wrote and summed up why he’ll never make many of today’s “most sexy” lists…

I love America. I believe in God. I taught my children right from wrong. I’ve never been in jail. I’ve never defrauded anyone. I’ve never done drugs, been homeless or bad mouthed the country that has done so much for me.

Better luck next year, Paul.

In Memory of Lance Corporal David A. Huhn

Ten months ago, U.S. Marine David A. Huhn was on patrol outside Fallujah, Iraq and was killed when an IED detonated.

Today, my little town here in Michigan dedicated a memorial to the fallen hero.

My wife is acquainted well with David’s mother, and it’s been especially rough on the family as, not many years before David was killed, his sister died in an accident.

Words do no justice here, but I’ll let a few photos from the dedication speak for themselves.

Click here to provide a donation for memorials to those who give everything so we can have everything.

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