All Aboard the Prince Charles Banned-Wagon

It’s been reported that Prince Charles said that banning McDonalds fast food was the key to a healthier lifestyle:

Charles, a strong advocate of organic food, was touring the Imperial College London Diabetes Centre in Abu Dhabi with the Duchess of Cornwall.

He asked nutritionist Nadine Tayara: “Have you got anywhere with McDonald’s, have you tried getting it banned? That’s the key.”

The story continues to say:

Princess Diana often took sons William and Harry to the McDonald’s restaurant opposite Windsor Castle.

And the Princess is dead. Need Charles say more? McDonalds kills!

As for me, I’m only for banning one thing: jug-eared goofballs whose only real jobs have been polo and trying to tell the rest of us where and what we can and can’t eat.

Author: Doug Powers

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