Hillary Is Hypnotizing Her Way to the White House, One Voter at a Time

I’ve figured out what Hillary’s up to. Avoid eye contact or you’ll become one of her willing thrawl!

She started practicing this technique years ago:


But now Hillary’s got it down to a science, and her poll numbers and campaign donations are rising as she does this more and more.

How does it work? First comes a hypnotic maneuver called “The Dracula”:


If that doesn’t do the trick, it’s on to “The Hannibal Lechter”:


Inevitably, the victim stops struggling and is completely submissive:


Don’t be a victim! Avoid eye contact with Hillary!

(h/t to Kitty and Dlisted)

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.