John Edwards: The Mane Attraction

nullIf you’re on the list of donors to the Edwards for President campaign, and gave somewhere in the neighborhood of $400, Mr. Edwards asked me to pass along this message: Thanks for the haircuts.

Four hundred bucks? Hasn’t this guy ever heard of BoRics? Forget about that — hasn’t he thought of using his own money? Of course not. He’s a politician. Sorry, dumb question.

At any rate, please remember — give to the Edwards campaign until it hurts, and keep giving, or else the paralyzed will never walk again, and Mr. Edwards may never be able to be personally exfoliated by Jose Ebert.

If you haven’t seen it before, here’s a great video of John Edwards primping. Eat your heart out, Marsha Brady.

Author: Doug Powers

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