Appeasing Sheryl Crow

In order to save the planet, singer Sheryl Crow has an idea:

“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

“Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.”

Naturally, I want to help, so I’m pledging to Sheryl that I promise to use only one square of paper per bathroom visit.

Here’s my environmentally friendly bathroom redesign:


Update: Sheryl Crow got into it with Karl Rove at a DC Press dinner, yelling at him for not believing in man-made global warming. Rove drives a car like this, but read Crow’s tour demands: Parking space for three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars.

I hope Rove prints that and sends it to Sheryl, along with a note: “I believe now.”

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