Hillary Clinton, Faux Shizzle

nullIs the Democrat nomination is more up in the air than ever, thanks to Hillary Clinton’s insistance on channeling Al Jolson whenever black people are in a room in which she’s speaking?

Michelle Malkin thinks Hillary has jumped the shark — finally — and she has some historical highlights of Hillary Clinton’s evolution from pasty white politician to embarrassingly clownish black impressionist, culminating in last week’s assumption that all African-Americans are maids for white people — performed in an accent that sounded like Rich Little trying to do Wanda Sykes:

“We have ta reform our government. The abuses that have gone on in the last six years — I don’ think we know the half of it yet. You know, when I walk into the Oval Office in January of 2009, I’m afraid I’m gonna lift up the rug and I’m goin’ to see so much stuff uh-nder thar … You know, what is it about us always havin’ to clean up after people? … But this is not just going to be pickin’ up socks off the floor. This is going to be cleanin’ up the government.”

Somebody please tell Hillary that this country has already had its first black president, so she’s not trying to break any new ground here. Hillary should know who that is, too, because it’s the man she hasn’t been sleeping with for the last couple of decades.

Where’s the outrage from the perpetually offended likes of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, who witness Hillary’s insults first hand and just nod in agreement? If John McCain, Rudy Guiliani, etc., morphed into what can only be described as a political Amos & Andy routine, they’d be run out of politics, and probably the country. The media would be playing the video as the lead story on the network news, and formal apologies would be in order — starting with Jackson and Sharpton and ending with the Rutgers women’s basketball team.

But no, the Clintons are charmed and suffer little or no consequence for their ridiculous actions — If anything, they’re used to being rewarded for them. Did Hillary go to far this time? Nah, she’ll be fine. It’s “business as usual.” Hillary’s pulled off lots of fakery over the years: A southern accent, a New York accent, she’s a Yankee fan, she’s a Jew, she’s black, she’s a maid, she’s an ace investor, she bakes cookies, she loves her husband.

Who is Hillary Clinton really? I don’t think even she knows anymore, but if I had to guess, tomorrow she’ll be Mexican.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.