War is Fabulous!: Gay Bombs and Beyond

Is this story what the Enola Gay was really about?

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called “Gay Bomb.”

If the Pentagon is so anxious to create something that works to make people complacent unwilling to defend themselves, forget about a “gay bomb” and get to work bottling up some Democrat DNA and developing things like the Harry Reid grenade, Chuck Schumer nuke, and the Nancy Pelosi appease-seeking missile.

Better yet, catapult all three behind enemy lines and just sit back and wait for the combatants to subsequently commit suicide, either intentionally or unintentionally.


Early tests of the “gay bomb” conducted in Area 51 were highly successful

Author: Doug Powers

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