Dirty Words You Can Say on Television

The FCC is famous for levying heavy fines for stations putting anything on the air that is remotely outside of their “decency” guidelines, but they have recently approved a television station on Maui with call letters that — well, let’s just say, is a homonym that if spoken will get you slapped to death at the ladies auxiliary luncheon.

I give you the new FCC-approved television station, KUNT-TV.

This poses couple of questions: 1) How much should the FCC fine itself for this vulgar travesty? And 2) How long before the station’s t-shirt sales eclipse their on-air advertising revenue?

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.