General George S. Beagle

Normally I try to stick to discussing current events here, but I couldn’t help myself with this one.

My 12-year-old son Ryan took a shamelessly staged picture of our dog Timmy on Sunday that later reminded me of what could pass for a canine’s answer to the opening sequence of a famous movie.

First, the original version:


And then the dog version:


“Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I humped your leg!

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