Reuters Hits Iceberg, is Finnished

You know, I was wondering why the seabed of the North Pole seemed to contain ghost-like figures in the likeness of Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio, and now I know why:

News agency Reuters has been forced to admit that footage it released last week purportedly showing Russian submersibles on the seabed of the North Pole actually came from the movie Titanic…

…The mistake was only revealed after a 13-year-old Finnish schoolboy contacted a local newspaper to tell them the images looked identical to those used in the movie.

Reuters officials were unavailable for comment as they were busy covering the latest space shuttle mission. Below is a Reuters photo of the Endeavour’s destination, the International Space Station:


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