Is God really just an alien computer programmer for some sort of intergalactic geek squad?
Presumably philosophers are just regular people who happen to have more free time than the rest of us due to the fact they don’t date much and there’s a university willing to pay them to make wild guesses in a consequence-free environment, but below is a theory that just might hold water — if the programmer(s) were skilled enough to make the cyber pitcher leak-proof. This is a sort of “Fermi’s Paradox” for compu-nerds.
Until I talked to Nick Bostrom, a philosopher at Oxford University, it never occurred to me that our universe might be somebody elseÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s hobby. I hadnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t imagined that the omniscient, omnipotent creator of the heavens and earth could be an advanced version of a guy who spends his weekends building model railroads or overseeing video-game worlds like the Sims.
But now it seems quite possible. In fact, if you accept a pretty reasonable assumption of Dr. BostromÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s, it is almost a mathematical certainty that we are living in someone elseÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s computer simulation. …
…Dr. Bostrom assumes that technological advances could produce a computer with more processing power than all the brains in the world, and that advanced humans, or Ã¢â‚¬Å“posthumans,Ã¢â‚¬Â could run Ã¢â‚¬Å“ancestor simulationsÃ¢â‚¬Â of their evolutionary history by creating virtual worlds inhabited by virtual people with fully developed virtual nervous systems.
Some computer experts have projected, based on trends in processing power, that we will have such a computer by the middle of this century, but it doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t matter for Dr. BostromÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s argument whether it takes 50 years or 5 million years. If civilization survived long enough to reach that stage, and if the posthumans were to run lots of simulations for research purposes or entertainment, then the number of virtual ancestors they created would be vastly greater than the number of real ancestors. …
…Dr. Bostrom doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t pretend to know which of these hypotheses is more likely, but he thinks none of them can be ruled out. Ã¢â‚¬Å“My gut feeling, and itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s nothing more than that,Ã¢â‚¬Â he says, Ã¢â‚¬Å“is that thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s a 20 percent chance weÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re living in a computer simulation.Ã¢â‚¬Â
Geez. And these are often the same people who consider the Bible’s story of creation to be far-fetched.