Give James Carville a Hand

James Carville, the Democrat advisor and Gollum ringer, sent out a mass email on behalf of that party’s Senatorial Campaign Committee in which he was asking for help in creating a bumper sticker slogan for ’08:

“We need a turn of phrase that really jumps out and tells you right off the bat what this election is all about. In 1992, it was ‘It’s the Economy, Stupid.’ In 2006, Democrats simply said, ‘Had Enough?’

“We got a few ideas … Take a look and then, do us the favor of voting for one of our top picks. But if you got something better, we’ll throw that in the mix too.”

The four bumper sticker slogans offered by the DSCC are:

“W Is Out, Send the Right Wing with Him”

“No Republicans Left Behind in D.C.”

“What Have Republicans Done for You Lately?”

“2006 Was Just the Beginning: More Dems in ‘08”

Mind-bogglingly bland for a rabid party hack.

Okay James, since you asked and obviously need the help, here are some more bumper sticker ideas for you — never accuse me of being partisan:

“As seen on Oprah

“Extreme Mondale and Dukakis makeover ’08”

“Keep your laws away from our bodies — unless that law pays for our abortions, medicine, food or child care”

“It’s mourning in America”

“Democrats ’08: For a return to the Founders’ Constitutional vision and to ban all guns, conservative talk radio, smoking on your own property and Ann Coulter’s book

“This isn’t an ambulance, Mr. Edwards”

“Democrats: Because Karl Rove is still out there somewhere”

“Cut, run, repeat: Democrats in ’08”

“Democrats: Because freedom isn’t free — which is why we’ll raise taxes”

“A Prius in every driveway and a toficken in every pot”

“Vote Democrat for President — twice!”

Hope this helps, James.

Author: Doug Powers

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