The National Enquirer is running with the following story: PRESIDENTIAL CHEATING SCANDAL! ALLEGED AFFAIR COULD WRECK JOHN EDWARDS’ CAMPAIGN BID
The person in question is said to have meticulous good looks, high cheekbones, a flowing, healthy mane and a terrific eye for fashion. Unfortunately, no description is given of the alleged mistress.
An affair for John Edwards? I’m surprised nobody caught on until now. Most of us saw this coming years ago: