Squatter's Rights in South Korea

Only on the weekend do I have time to find stuff like this:

SEOUL (AFP) – Sim Jae-Duck was born in a restroom and now he plans to live and die in one — a 1.6 million dollar toilet-shaped house designed to promote his tireless campaign for cleaner loos worldwide.

Sim will open what is billed as the world’s one and only toilet house on November 11 to mark the launch of his World Toilet Association.

The 419-square-metre (4,508-sq-foot) concrete and glass structure is rising on the site of Sim’s former home in his native city of Suweon, 40 kilometres (24 miles) south of Seoul.

Sim Jae-Duck was born in a restroom and apparently suffered brain trauma after Larry Craig tapped on his head.

Duck hopes to eventually raise enough money to build a giant frat boy hunched over and hurling into the giant toilet to complete the landscape ambience.


Archaeologists of the future may conclude that, much like the Nazca Lines in Peru, the giant toilet was created as a signal to incontinent space aliens looking for an intergalactic rest area

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