Enhanced Photo of Previously Undiscovered Tribe Dashes Hillary’s Only Remaining Hope

Photos of a previously undiscovered tribe in the Amazonian rainforest are making the rounds. The discovery is significant because it means Hillary Clinton would no longer be the only person in the Western Hemisphere to be completely unaware that she has no chance of winning the nomination.

At first glance, this story would give us good reason to make this assumption:

Researchers have produced aerial photos of jungle dwellers who they say are among the few remaining peoples on Earth who have had no contact with the outside world.

Taken from a small airplane, the photos show men outside thatched communal huts, necks craned upward, pointing bows toward the air in a remote corner of the Amazonian rainforest.

But something about the aerial photos of the tribe didn’t look right to me. I’ve placed an arrow on one particular picture which points to the suspect area:


When we zoom in and enlarge that section we see this:


Sorry, Hil. But there are a lot more undiscovered tribes out there. You never know, maybe you’re not entirely alone. Keep hope alive!

Author: Doug Powers

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