The Couple That Tase Together, Stays Together

No more calls please, we already have a winner for this week’s “Andrew Meyer Golden Taser Award,” and the proud recipients are from just down the expressway from me.

My only regret is that I wasn’t invited to this reception:

The Michigan wedding of Durango newlyweds Andy and Ania Somora came to an abrupt end last weekend after the bride and groom were tasered by local police and spent their wedding night in jail.

According to a news release from the Chikaming Township (Mich.) Police Department, Officer Jeff Enders responded Saturday to the Burnison Art Gallery in Lakeside, Mich., after gallery owner Judi Burnison asked for assistance with unruly guests at the Somoras’ wedding reception.

Apparently a big row developed at the reception when the bride grew cranky after running out of Skoal and the groom refused to put his tank top back on and run down to the 7-11 for another tin.


It’s bound to be a long night when the wedding theme is “As seen on COPS”

Author: Doug Powers

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