Chum for the Tinfoil Hatters: Bigfoot Found

Well, we’ve seen live video of the Texas “Chupacabra” creature, why not some breaking Bigfoot news as well?

From Fox News:

Two Northern California men and two Georgians say they’ve got a body, a photo and DNA evidence pertaining to the elusive forest-dwelling man-ape — and that they’ll reveal all at a press conference in Palo Alto, Calif., on Friday.
Matthew Whitton, a cop in Clayton County, Ga., and his friend Rick Dyer, a former corrections officer, say they recently found the body in the woods of northern Georgia.

Hopefully the coroner removes the guy from the ape suit before he begins the autopsy.

Some men in the Georgia wilderness stumbled upon the body of Bigfoot? I’m guessing there’s a real interesting story to be told here…


Update: This isn’t the first Bigfoot body to have been “found.”

And another thought crosses my Sasquatch-oriented mind: Why the need to mention “DNA evidence” if you already have the body? It’s not like we’re trying to prove that Bigfoot is the baby-daddy to Rielle Hunter’s kid or anything is it? Is it?

Update II: Photo of dead bigfoot — nope, it doesn’t look like they’ve taken the guy out of the ape suit yet.

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