Kwame Fly With Me (to Denver)

Like a crooked Swallow returning to a mob-ruled Capistrano, Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has won release from his electronic tether so he can attend the Democrat convention in Denver and see his friend Barack Obama.

Once in Denver, Kilpatrick will help the Democrats figure out how to bring morality, honesty and integrity back to our inner cities.

Hey, what good is a Democrat convention if we’re going to make all the crooked, lying, shameless politicians stay home? If that were the case they’d be able to hold the convention in a broom closet.

You’ll fit right in, Mr. Mayor.

Author: Doug Powers

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