Dawn of the Ted

He’s baaaack. Well, maybe.

If Ted Kennedy shows up tonight for the “tribute” to him or not, the occasion promises to be so syrupy that Aunt Jemima will sue for copyright infringement.

I’ll be watching. There’s nothing like honoring one of the politicians who is responsible for bankrupting the country on bad ideas paid for by unwitting dupes who haven’t been born yet — all while exempting his own family from the destruction he hath wrought. What a hero to the workin’ man!

Cue the video and keep the Kopechnes away so they don’t try to ruin it.

Update: Looks like Ted will indeed be there tonight to receive his Lifetime Liberal Achievement Award. Mary Jo will not be able to attend.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.