Save the Planet, Shrink Your Brain

A few days ago, Rajendra Pachauri, the head of the U.N.’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change urged humans to avoid eating meat at least one day a week to help curb global warming. And if you give up meat altogether, the planet will be even better off — so we’re told.

Well, the planet might be better off, but the rest of us will be acting like Pauly Shore:

Scientists have discovered that going veggie could be bad for your brain–with those on a meat-free diet six times more likely to suffer brain shrinkage.

Well, this certainly explains a lot.

Liberalism is to the brain what a cold swimming pool is to the male genitalia.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.