It Had To Happen: The Bill Clinton Corkscrew

First came the Hillary nutcracker, and now somebody’s selling the “Bill Clinton corkscrew” (formerly known as “I did not have cork relations with that wine.”)

Or you can save some money and buy the Hillary/Bill combo set.

Below is a quick demonstration. This should come in especially handy the next time you open a bottle of La Monica:

Author: Doug Powers

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