Palin Leaves Painful Legace

The most evil and bloodthirsty Republican since Ronald Reagan has claimed yet another victim:

Blues goalie Manny Legace left after one period Friday night with a hip injury that occurred when he slipped on the carpet placed on the ice for Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Legace may have more than the injury to worry about — if he keeps up this kind of talk he might be in for a Joe the plumber-style rectal exam:

Legace didn’t blame Palin for the injury.

“She’s been pretty good for our game,” Legace said. “I’m starting to like her more and more. No grudge.”

Watch your back, Manny — a slapshot might be comin’ your way from the Obamaniacs in the mainstream media.

Author: Doug Powers

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